Our friend, who spanks his son, recently increased the number of spanks he gives for misbehavior from 3 to 5.
Son: Why are you giving me more spankings?
Father: Because you are bigger now. As you get bigger, I will give you more spanks.
Son: Then I don't want to get bigger! I want to stay small!
Later...
Son: Will eating this make me bigger? Yes? Then I don't want it! Will drinking water make me bigger? Yes? Then I don't want to drink any more water!
... Can't argue with that kid's logic.
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