Boys

Sarah: Sometimes I see boys with bracelets and earrings and I'm like (makes face). But they have like brown skin. And they have lipstick but it doesn't look good.

Sad Movies

Sarah (very serious face): Papa, why do some grown-ups like to watch sad movies?

Papa (explains)

Sarah: Marlenne likes to watch movies where people die and she thinks it's funny. But I don't think it's funny, I think it's sad. Marlenne says I can see that movie because she says it's boring for me.

Wheels On The Bus

Stephen (singing from back seat of car): Wheels on the bus go round and round, wheels on the bus go round and round...

Stephen: I like that song! Cuz I little!

Pool Drawing

Sarah's drawing from this morning. On the right are Papa and Stephen. Papa is telling Stephen not to jump into the water, but Stephen still wants to jump into the water.

On the left, Mama and Sarah. Sarah is pointing to a spaceship that is visible next to her head.

On both sides, Sarah says that there are other people there who are not visible because they are behind Mama and Papa.

Sarah: I made this drawing in Mama's book so that she can always remember me!

Fart

Sarah (low voice): Do you smell some fart?

Papa: No, why, who farted?

Sarah: That fat lady over there! (Points to a big lady across the room)

I Like Everybody

Sarah: I like everybody! ...Except fat people.

Papa: Sarah! That's not very nice.

Sarah: I like everybody! ...Except not nice people.

Monkeys and Alligators

Stephen was playing with a big sticker poster of different landscapes, and chose one appropriate for monkeys. He then got out the monkey stickers and was looking for alligator stickers.

Stephen: Where's the alligators? Where's the alligators?

Mama: Honey, I don't think we have any alligators.

Stephen (keeps looking, finds alligators)

Stephen (singing): Five little monkeys, sitting in a tree! Saying Mr. Alligator, you can't catch me! (Alligators then eats monkeys)